Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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