We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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