i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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