Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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