Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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