Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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