She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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