Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
did you just send me my own nude
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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