She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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