Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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