So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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