He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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