im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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