if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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