there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize