Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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