his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
my shit smells like andre
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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