We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can text with my tongue
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
