You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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