What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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