please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he thought i was a dude.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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