youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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