HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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