I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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