I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I think I won the penis lottery.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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