do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
