I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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