batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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