That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize