Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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