My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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