Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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