From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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