Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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