don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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