these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
