It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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