My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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