Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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