All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize