I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he fucked my hip out of place.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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