idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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