I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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