google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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