we have officially lost it.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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