did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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