I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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