He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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