They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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