FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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