She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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