no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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