All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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