if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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